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LAINEY: Back in the '80s,
I was a cheerleader,
and it was a blast.

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But in the '90s,
it went to a whole new level.

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The cheerleaders were finally
seen as athletes,

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and TV competitions
captured our attention.

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Okay, girls. Know who's jazzed
to be your new coach?

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Here's a clue...
Whoo!

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Sorry, it's me.

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I'm just excited.
(CHUCKLES)

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Used to be a cheerleader
back in the day.

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I was actually team captain,
became real popular.

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Dated the Quaker mascot,
became less popular.

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Was it a mistake?
Yeah, perhaps.

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Do I still love the guy?
Who knows.

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His name was Barry.

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It was a long time ago.
He's a doctor now.

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We're getting off topic.

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Point is,
we're gonna kill it.

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Can I get a "Go Quakers!"?

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Go Quakers!

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I didn't hear you.

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(LOUDER)
Go Quakers!

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Damn right!
Now, let's get to work!

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(THUD)
What's going on right now?

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We gotta decorate the football
players' lockers today.

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And then we gotta
bake them all
game-day desserts.

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Oh, man. I forgot about
this part of cheerleading.

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Girls,
cheerleading has changed.

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It's not just about
rooting on the players.

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You're all just as much
of athletes as they are.

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We are?
Of course.

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You've seen cheerleading
competitions on ESPN, right?

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ESPN?

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That's
my dad's channel.

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Everyone, follow me.

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See, these girls
are fierce competitors.

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And you can be
just as badass.

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You really think so?

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Yes! But it means
more time practicing

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and less time
baking and crafting.

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So you really think
the football team
will go for this?

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I'll talk to Coach Mellor.
Coach to coach.

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What do you say, girls?

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We are so in.

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Go Quakers!

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Go Quakers!

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* One of these days,
you're gonna get outta here

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* Live your life
and finally be free

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* Go where you wanna go,
do what you wanna do

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* Someday, you will say
"Those were the days" *

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LAINEY: It was April 3rd,
1990-something,

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and the school was on fire
with gossip.

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Back before social media,
it spread the old-fashioned
way...

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Notes and word of mouth.

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And no gossip was hotter
than news
of an after-school fight.

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Oh, this excites me.

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I heard Raday
was talking smack
about Reza in the pit,

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and he went berserk
and called him out.

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I heard
Raday and Reza's families

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are sworn mortal enemies
that date back centuries.

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Whoa, wait.
Who's fighting who now?

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Not Raday and Reza.

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Saved it.

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Code Red, people.

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Word of a fight
has spread like wildfire.

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Reza versus Raday, 2:30 sharp,
behind the gymnatorium.

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We got to
stop 'em now.

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Come on! Let's go.
Whoa, wait.

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Stop 'em? Why?

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'Cause we're teachers
and that's our job?

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Our job is to teach
these kids

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how to settle
their differences
by themselves.

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Just look
the other way.

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I'm sorry. Are you saying
we should allow these kids

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to just smack
each other around

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like Sgt. Slaughter
and Captain Lou Albano?

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What? I like WWF.

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I find the story lines
very compelling.

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Yes. That is how young men
squash their beef.

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No, we need to help them
squash the beef

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by talking it out
like normal,
rational adults.

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Talk? Come on.

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Have you ever had
beef to squash, CB?

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Not really.
Trust me.

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You let 'em
throw a few punches,

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or their beef
is gonna get beefier

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until it
can't be contained.

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Okay, there is no way

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that I'm letting
the entire student body

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stand outside
chanting "fight"

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as two nice kids
throw haymakers at each other.

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STUDENTS:
(CHANTING IN DISTANCE) Fight!

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Well, it seems we've
been debating
this issue so long

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that it's now 2:30.

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Damn it, Crosby!
You were stalling on purpose.

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Little bit.

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(CHANTING CONTINUES)

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They're doing that thing
where they're super charged
and in each other's faces.

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And now they're
doing that thing where
they jerk their arms

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like they're
about to throw a punch,

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causing the other one
to flinch like a little punk.

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And now Raday's doing
that hockey move!

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I'm going in!
Hey, everyone,
simmer down, okay?

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I'm breaking this up.
Pardon me.

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I am also breaking this up
because I am appalled

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at this pathetic display
of boxing skill.

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Okay, ignore everything that
your shop teacher just said
and get back to class.

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LAINEY: The next day,
Mr. Glascott discovered that,

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as the new principal,
he'd lost touch

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with what was happening
on the ground.

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Code Red, people.

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Just got word there's gonna be
a bare-knuckle throwdown,

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2:30 sharp
behind the gymnatorium.

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That was yesterday,
and we broke it up.

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What?
Don't sweat it, John.

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You're head
of the school now.

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You have more important things
to worry about.

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What exactly could be
more important
than the actual children?

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Well, you know,
all the important stuff

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like budgeting, and, um,
allocating the money,

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and scheduling the funds
and where they go.

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Those are all
the same thing.

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CB, set up a meeting
with me and those boys.

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No need, boss.
Already dealing with it.

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Without me?
But I'm head of school.

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Which is why I assumed
that you would want
nothing to do with this.

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Well,
you assumed wrong.

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So, what exactly
is your plan?

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Fight Club.

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Oh, yeah,
now we're talking!

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Fight club?
Are you nuts, man?

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Okay, calm down.
The first rule
of this Fight Club

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is that there's no fighting
in Fight Club.

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Instead, we read
the book Fight Club

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and then talk about it.

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So it's
a book club.
No.

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Sounds like a book club.
Fine, it's a book club.

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But it'll give the boys
an opportunity
to have real dialogue.

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I hate
this fight club.

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Wow, that's actually
a fantastic idea, CB.
Thanks.

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And just the thing I need
to get back on the ground

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where I belong,
helping these students again.

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Wait, what?

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John, I was hoping
to run point on this.

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I mean, it took me a while
to make the flyer.

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At first
I tried bubble letters,
then, um, puffy paint...

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Well, an issue this important
needs to be handled correctly,

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and, as a former GC,

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guidance counselor,

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I have
more experience.
Right.

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But that's
not your job anymore,

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which is why I think
the kids would prefer me.

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You made the right call
on the no bubble letters.

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You can feel good
about that.

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Can I at least
come to the meeting?

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Of course you can!

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That way you can see
how it's done.
O-Okay.

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I look forward to seeing
how the idea I just told you
is done.

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LAINEY: Principal Glascott
was insecure about being
replaced,

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but I was confident
Coach would help me

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take cheerleading
to the next level.

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Hey, Rick. Got a sec?

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For you, "Coach Lewis"?
Of course!

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Come in, come in!

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Gah, there you are.

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Wow, you're excited
to see me.

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Well, of course I am!
Because you've just begun
your coaching journey.

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Ah,
how I envy you.

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Soon you'll be glowing
with what we in the
coaching world call that...

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Coaching glow.

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Oh, here you go.

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Go on and take it.
Your first whistle.

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Once that's
slung around your neck,

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you'll
never be the same.

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Anyway, I wanted to talk
about the cheerleaders.

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Whatever you need,
it's done.

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Coaches helping coaches.

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That's what this
is all about.

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Perfect, 'cause I've
entered the girls

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into this big
cheerleading competition,

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but there's no time
to practice

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'cause they got to
decorate lockers and
make food and stuff.

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Ah! That reminds me.

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Recipe
for seafood gumbo.

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Nothing gets me
pumped for battle like
good old fish stew.

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Oh, right, I remember
the pre-game gumbo
we had to make.

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One of our school's
time-honored traditions.

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William Penn himself
loved the gumbo,

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a new taste
from far away.

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God, it's
so many ingredients.

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That's why it tastes
like victory, Coach.

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Go Quakers!
Okay, you're not getting it.

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My cheerleaders can't
make the gumbo that
simmers for 16 hours

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and win regionals.
Understand?

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Looks like you've got
your first coaching obstacle.

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But the great coaches,
they figure it out.

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Are you a great coach,
Lainey Lewis?

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Uh, you bet
your blue-shorted ass I am.

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I'll give you my word
as a fellow coach
you'll get your gumbo.

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Fight, Quakers,
fight.

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LAINEY: So, in order to get
more time to practice,

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I went to some kids
I was pretty sure

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would be willing to help
the cheerleaders.

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Attention,
chess club.

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The cheerleaders are
in dire need of help,

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and you're
our only hope.

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So,
what do you say?

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No, no, no, no.

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We're playing
a game of the mind, here.

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Shut up,
Ellen!

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Whatever it is,
we'll do it.

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Yeah. Consider us your bishops
in shining armor.

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Gah,
I mean knights!

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I'm just so...
Flustered!

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(CHESS PIECE CLATTERS)

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But yes.
The answer's "yes."

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LAINEY: I found my solution
to my problem,

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and Glascott found
CB's solution to his.

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Okay, boys,
welcome to Fight Club.

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TOGETHER: Yeah!

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We got a few rules
to discuss.

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The first rule
of fight club is...

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TOGETHER:
There is no fight club!

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...there's no fighting
in fight club.

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Wait, what?
Rule number two,

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do not touch the boiler.

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You will be burned,
and your parents will sue us.

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So that's a no-no.
Seriously?

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Rule number three,

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if you find the biology lab's
lost corn snake,

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do not approach it.

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She's pregnant
and very irritable.

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So, this isn't
a fight club at all.

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CB said the point of us
coming down here

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was to work out
our problems.

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Forget about CB. Ol' Glascott
is leading the charge now.

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And it'll feel
like fight club

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when we start reading
Fight Club.

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So it's a book club.

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CB: John?
Hmm?

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Can I talk to you?
Now?

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All right,
I'll be right back.

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Stop eyeballing that boiler,
Mankewitz.

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You changed
the meeting time.

244
00:08:11,124 --> 00:08:12,560
You said I could be
a part of this.

245
00:08:12,593 --> 00:08:14,094
Yes, but then
I saw the movie,

246
00:08:14,127 --> 00:08:15,896
and I realized
Ed Norton's whole problem

247
00:08:15,929 --> 00:08:17,998
was that Brad Pitt
kept interfering,

248
00:08:18,031 --> 00:08:19,933
so I decided to run
the club on my own.

249
00:08:19,967 --> 00:08:22,069
First of all,
Brad Pitt wasn't interfering.

250
00:08:22,102 --> 00:08:23,136
He's not even there.

251
00:08:23,170 --> 00:08:24,437
Well, for someone
who wasn't there,

252
00:08:24,471 --> 00:08:26,073
he sure did pop up a lot,
didn't he?

253
00:08:26,106 --> 00:08:27,575
Yes, 'cause he's
in Ed Norton's head.

254
00:08:27,608 --> 00:08:28,676
In his head?

255
00:08:28,709 --> 00:08:30,778
Brad Pitt was hooking up
with Helena Bonham Carter

256
00:08:30,811 --> 00:08:33,013
while Norton was eating cereal
in the kitchen.

257
00:08:33,046 --> 00:08:34,582
No, Ed Norton
hooked up with her.

258
00:08:34,615 --> 00:08:36,283
He just imagined
that she was with Pitt.

259
00:08:36,316 --> 00:08:37,651
So who's eating cereal?

260
00:08:37,685 --> 00:08:38,819
That part is unclear.

261
00:08:38,852 --> 00:08:40,353
Cereal
doesn't eat itself, CB.

262
00:08:40,387 --> 00:08:42,089
Okay, the movie
has some holes.

263
00:08:42,122 --> 00:08:43,757
But we were supposed
to do this together...

264
00:08:43,791 --> 00:08:45,025
STUDENTS:
(CHANTING IN DISTANCE) Fight!

265
00:08:45,058 --> 00:08:46,259
Damn it, not again.

266
00:08:46,293 --> 00:08:47,961
(CHANTING CONTINUES)

267
00:08:47,995 --> 00:08:49,096
Okay, okay.

268
00:08:49,129 --> 00:08:50,230
Enough!
(CHANTING STOPS)

269
00:08:50,263 --> 00:08:51,699
There's no fighting
in fight club.

270
00:08:51,732 --> 00:08:53,033
That's my
number one rule.

271
00:08:53,066 --> 00:08:56,236
For the record, your rules
and fight club make no sense.

272
00:08:56,269 --> 00:08:58,706
Oh, it's my club again.
I didn't make that flyer.

273
00:08:58,739 --> 00:09:00,440
It's a good thing that
I was here to break this up.

274
00:09:00,473 --> 00:09:01,809
Okay,
everybody out of here.

275
00:09:01,842 --> 00:09:04,344
CB's misguided Fight Club
is over.

276
00:09:04,377 --> 00:09:05,512
(SIGHS)

277
00:09:08,048 --> 00:09:10,017
What's this?
The team's
pre-game gumbo.

278
00:09:10,050 --> 00:09:13,320
Why are you presenting me
with the team's
pre-game gumbo, Ed Morris?

279
00:09:13,353 --> 00:09:14,655
Cheerleaders
are busy preparing

280
00:09:14,688 --> 00:09:16,156
for some
high-octane competition,

281
00:09:16,189 --> 00:09:18,692
so Ms. Lewis asked
the chess team to help out.
What?

282
00:09:18,726 --> 00:09:20,628
They're gonna root us on
at our next blitz tournament.

283
00:09:20,661 --> 00:09:22,529
Silently, of course.

284
00:09:22,562 --> 00:09:24,464
But actual female girls
will be there.

285
00:09:24,497 --> 00:09:25,498
Everyone wins!

286
00:09:26,734 --> 00:09:28,301
Okay, we have
a huge problem here.

287
00:09:28,335 --> 00:09:31,004
This school has glorious
traditions that must
be honored.

288
00:09:31,038 --> 00:09:33,040
Like the cheerleading
gumbo tradition.

289
00:09:33,073 --> 00:09:34,541
You can't
just change that.

290
00:09:34,574 --> 00:09:36,209
Didn't you get
Ed's gumbo?

291
00:09:36,243 --> 00:09:37,544
Oh, I got Ed's gumbo.

292
00:09:37,577 --> 00:09:38,679
It tasted
like six generations

293
00:09:38,712 --> 00:09:40,547
of loving home cooking
down on the bayou.

294
00:09:40,580 --> 00:09:42,015
But Ed is not
a cheerleader.

295
00:09:42,049 --> 00:09:43,751
Hey, I took
your coaching advice.

296
00:09:43,784 --> 00:09:46,019
I figured out a way to make
more time for practice

297
00:09:46,053 --> 00:09:48,155
so we can get ready
for regionals.
Come on.

298
00:09:48,188 --> 00:09:50,390
We both know my boys
are not gonna be happy

299
00:09:50,423 --> 00:09:52,893
with delicious gumbo
from the chess team.

300
00:09:52,926 --> 00:09:54,662
I'm not coaching
to make your boys happy.

301
00:09:54,695 --> 00:09:56,263
I'm coaching to make
my girls champions.

302
00:09:56,296 --> 00:09:58,999
Don't do that.
Don't make this
a boy-girl thing.

303
00:09:59,032 --> 00:10:00,701
I think you made this
a boy-girl thing

304
00:10:00,734 --> 00:10:04,237
when you turned your back
on Ed's delicious
seafood-and-sausage stew!

305
00:10:04,271 --> 00:10:07,708
Look, as much as
I appreciate your squad,
they're not athletes!

306
00:10:07,741 --> 00:10:09,943
They're cheerers.
It's right there
in the name.

307
00:10:09,977 --> 00:10:11,611
Not athletes, huh?

308
00:10:11,645 --> 00:10:13,747
What they're doing
is on ESPN,

309
00:10:13,781 --> 00:10:16,183
just like football
or basketball
or any other sport.

310
00:10:16,216 --> 00:10:19,419
No way is cheerleading
on ESPN...

311
00:10:19,452 --> 00:10:22,389
Sweet sod!
Jenny Nussbaum just flipped
like a land dolphin!

312
00:10:22,422 --> 00:10:24,624
Because this takes
real skill and strength.

313
00:10:24,658 --> 00:10:27,861
Sweet lord of Rah-Rah,
these ladies are fearless!

314
00:10:27,895 --> 00:10:29,262
Oh, God,
don't drop...

315
00:10:29,296 --> 00:10:31,064
Oh, what a save!
Did you see that?

316
00:10:31,098 --> 00:10:32,299
That's called
a "basket toss,"

317
00:10:32,332 --> 00:10:33,701
actually one
of our easiest moves.

318
00:10:33,734 --> 00:10:36,569
Sounds like you get
why we want to focus on this
instead of gumbo.

319
00:10:36,603 --> 00:10:37,637
Oh, I get it.

320
00:10:37,671 --> 00:10:39,773
Attention, cheerleaders!
No...

321
00:10:39,807 --> 00:10:41,608
Cheer athletes!

322
00:10:41,641 --> 00:10:45,045
From this moment on,
your glorious sport
is Mellor approved!

323
00:10:45,078 --> 00:10:47,447
Tradition as we know it
will never be the same!

324
00:10:48,181 --> 00:10:49,249
(GASPS)

325
00:10:49,282 --> 00:10:50,583
Oh! Oh.

326
00:10:50,617 --> 00:10:52,886
Maybe talk about
how the world's
changing after practice?

327
00:10:52,920 --> 00:10:53,987
Yes, I'm sorry.

328
00:10:55,956 --> 00:10:57,224
LAINEY: I had
convinced Coach Mellor

329
00:10:57,257 --> 00:10:58,726
that my cheerleaders
were athletes.

330
00:10:58,759 --> 00:11:00,894
Now he just had to convince
his players.

331
00:11:00,928 --> 00:11:02,295
Look, I know
you're all disappointed

332
00:11:02,329 --> 00:11:04,832
that the girls need to focus
on their own sport,

333
00:11:04,865 --> 00:11:06,233
but times are changing.

334
00:11:06,266 --> 00:11:08,902
Cheerleaders are now athletes
just like you guys!

335
00:11:08,936 --> 00:11:10,971
Does this mean
Marni's not gonna
decorate my locker anymore?

336
00:11:11,004 --> 00:11:13,640
No.
So, then, it'll be Cheryl?

337
00:11:13,673 --> 00:11:15,976
What? No. Nobody's decorating
anybody's locker.

338
00:11:16,009 --> 00:11:17,644
Then how will get
glitter and ribbons on them?

339
00:11:17,677 --> 00:11:18,746
You won't.

340
00:11:18,779 --> 00:11:21,114
From now on, all lockers
will be plain, bare metal

341
00:11:21,148 --> 00:11:22,515
with no arts and crafts
of any kind.

342
00:11:22,549 --> 00:11:24,818
But those decorated lockers
are how everyone in school

343
00:11:24,852 --> 00:11:26,353
knows we're
awesome football players.

344
00:11:26,386 --> 00:11:28,856
It's cool, Weasel.
People will know when
they see the cheerleaders

345
00:11:28,889 --> 00:11:30,824
presenting us
with our game-day desserts.

346
00:11:30,858 --> 00:11:33,160
Guys,
this is not complicated.

347
00:11:33,193 --> 00:11:34,795
The cheerleaders
are no longer

348
00:11:34,828 --> 00:11:37,330
decorating your stuff
or baking you sweets.

349
00:11:37,364 --> 00:11:38,565
WEASEL: So, to be clear,

350
00:11:38,598 --> 00:11:42,635
the only thing
the cheerleaders now do
is cheer at our games?

351
00:11:42,669 --> 00:11:44,004
Yes.

352
00:11:44,037 --> 00:11:47,074
And if I may add,
there is a world where
they upstage you guys

353
00:11:47,107 --> 00:11:49,709
with their high-octane
acrobatic routines.

354
00:11:49,743 --> 00:11:51,779
Okay, I'm gonna speak
for the team here
and say "no."

355
00:11:51,812 --> 00:11:55,048
Look, I know tradition
is important,
and it will live on.

356
00:11:55,082 --> 00:11:58,986
How?
You now have the unwavering
support of the chess team,

357
00:11:59,019 --> 00:12:01,388
who will provide
all game-day treats.

358
00:12:01,421 --> 00:12:03,423
Who's up for some
homemade Louisiana lovin'?

359
00:12:03,456 --> 00:12:05,358
Come on! Get 'em out of here!
No!

360
00:12:05,392 --> 00:12:06,794
That's it.
No beignets for anyone.

361
00:12:06,827 --> 00:12:07,995
You'll not taste
one bite

362
00:12:08,028 --> 00:12:11,098
of their heavenly goodness.
Not one, okay?

363
00:12:11,131 --> 00:12:12,399
Go into my office,
men.

364
00:12:12,432 --> 00:12:14,134
You can watch me eat
these pastries on my own.

365
00:12:14,167 --> 00:12:15,302
We made three dozen
of these.

366
00:12:15,335 --> 00:12:16,569
Challenge accepted.

367
00:12:16,603 --> 00:12:19,372
LAINEY:
A day had passed since
the fight club book club

368
00:12:19,406 --> 00:12:20,908
turned into
an actual fight club,

369
00:12:20,941 --> 00:12:22,542
but the real battle
was now on.

370
00:12:22,575 --> 00:12:23,743
Hey, John.

371
00:12:23,777 --> 00:12:26,246
Um, I heard you're having
a sit-down with Alec and Reza.

372
00:12:26,279 --> 00:12:27,680
Yeah, that's right.

373
00:12:27,714 --> 00:12:31,184
General Glascott
has to return to the trenches
to save his troops.

374
00:12:31,218 --> 00:12:33,220
My point is,
I'm their class advisor.

375
00:12:33,253 --> 00:12:35,555
That's why you're invited
to watch me work my magic.

376
00:12:35,588 --> 00:12:36,957
By the time I'm done
with those boys,

377
00:12:36,990 --> 00:12:38,458
they're gonna be
best bros.

378
00:12:42,362 --> 00:12:43,396
Crazy.

379
00:12:43,430 --> 00:12:45,165
You're like
a pencil break black belt.

380
00:12:45,198 --> 00:12:47,067
Okay, enough.
What's going on here?

381
00:12:47,100 --> 00:12:48,201
I mean,
it has no official name,

382
00:12:48,235 --> 00:12:49,536
but we generally call it
pencil break.

383
00:12:49,569 --> 00:12:50,938
But that's
a whimsical game
of friendship.

384
00:12:50,971 --> 00:12:52,272
I haven't fixed
you two yet.

385
00:12:52,305 --> 00:12:53,573
Nah, we're good.

386
00:12:53,606 --> 00:12:55,075
No, you're not good.

387
00:12:55,108 --> 00:12:57,444
Alec has been busting
your balls all year, man.

388
00:12:57,477 --> 00:12:59,146
Yeah, which is why I just
had to stand up for myself.

389
00:12:59,179 --> 00:13:00,513
I got some mad
displaced anger

390
00:13:00,547 --> 00:13:02,082
because my parents
are making me go

391
00:13:02,115 --> 00:13:03,951
to Chestnut Hill Academy
next year.

392
00:13:03,984 --> 00:13:05,418
Dude, that sucks.

393
00:13:05,452 --> 00:13:06,719
Okay, enough.

394
00:13:06,753 --> 00:13:07,921
No more bonding.

395
00:13:07,955 --> 00:13:10,657
This burgeoning
friendship is over.
What?

396
00:13:10,690 --> 00:13:14,127
The moral of this story
cannot be that punching
solves problems.

397
00:13:14,161 --> 00:13:16,363
So, as the esteemed Head
of this School,

398
00:13:16,396 --> 00:13:19,632
I hereby declare that
you two are not friends.

399
00:13:19,666 --> 00:13:20,767
You can't do that.

400
00:13:20,800 --> 00:13:22,635
It's an unprecedented move,
sure,

401
00:13:22,669 --> 00:13:25,238
but (CHUCKLES)
my hands are tied.

402
00:13:25,272 --> 00:13:26,306
Back me up here, CB.

403
00:13:26,339 --> 00:13:27,807
Actually,
they do have a point.

404
00:13:27,841 --> 00:13:29,276
Don't need input.

405
00:13:29,309 --> 00:13:30,944
Just tell the children
they're dead to each other.

406
00:13:30,978 --> 00:13:33,713
You know what? They're not
the ones who need fixing.
It's you.

407
00:13:33,746 --> 00:13:35,182
Nice.
Dude!

408
00:13:35,215 --> 00:13:38,118
Reza Alavi is right.
Sometimes you just have to
stand up for yourself.

409
00:13:38,151 --> 00:13:39,219
Exactly.
Word.

410
00:13:39,252 --> 00:13:40,820
And if I let myself
get walked all over,

411
00:13:40,854 --> 00:13:42,422
then I deserve
everything you do to me.

412
00:13:42,455 --> 00:13:43,756
You're a (BLEEP)
and I'm tired of it.

413
00:13:43,790 --> 00:13:45,258
Boom.
This is the best day
of the year.

414
00:13:45,292 --> 00:13:46,659
Are you kidding me
right now?

415
00:13:46,693 --> 00:13:47,895
You're all over me
lately.

416
00:13:47,928 --> 00:13:49,596
You're picking on me.
You're taking my ideas.

417
00:13:49,629 --> 00:13:51,231
You're making me feel
like I'm the problem here.

418
00:13:51,264 --> 00:13:54,267
CB, honestly, I have no idea
what you're talking about.

419
00:13:54,301 --> 00:13:56,169
And that's
what makes it worse.
But you know what?

420
00:13:56,203 --> 00:13:58,471
I'm done. No more.
I'm done with you.

421
00:13:58,505 --> 00:14:00,974
By the way, Brad Pitt
is clearly Ed Norton's
imaginary friend.

422
00:14:01,008 --> 00:14:03,843
I watched it with
my 12-year-old nephew,
and he got it.

423
00:14:03,877 --> 00:14:05,178
He's a child.

424
00:14:05,212 --> 00:14:06,646
LAINEY: While CB
was done with John,

425
00:14:06,679 --> 00:14:08,982
my squad was ready
to cheer on the team

426
00:14:09,016 --> 00:14:10,417
at the biggest game
of the year.

427
00:14:10,450 --> 00:14:11,919
Coach Lewis, uh,

428
00:14:11,952 --> 00:14:13,820
it seems we got a little
situation brewing here.

429
00:14:13,853 --> 00:14:16,523
Oh, another coaching obstacle,
huh? Lay it on me.

430
00:14:16,556 --> 00:14:19,492
Well,
it's come to my attention
that the football players

431
00:14:19,526 --> 00:14:22,462
no longer
want the cheerleaders
on the team bus.

432
00:14:23,230 --> 00:14:25,498
Or cheering at all.

433
00:14:25,532 --> 00:14:26,633
What?

434
00:14:26,666 --> 00:14:27,767
You said you'd get them
on board.

435
00:14:27,800 --> 00:14:28,868
I know,
but it turns out

436
00:14:28,902 --> 00:14:30,537
they really like
their lockers decorated.

437
00:14:30,570 --> 00:14:32,973
Wait, are you saying they
don't want us to cheer at all?

438
00:14:33,006 --> 00:14:36,209
That's right.
We own the halftime show now.

439
00:14:36,243 --> 00:14:38,845
Oh, God.
We've been replaced by...

440
00:14:38,878 --> 00:14:39,947
Flag corps.

441
00:14:39,980 --> 00:14:41,348
Enjoy rolling up
to the game

442
00:14:41,381 --> 00:14:43,683
in your mom's
weak Pontiac Aztec, Harriet!

443
00:14:45,718 --> 00:14:48,055
(THUD)
Ugh, watch the pole.

444
00:14:48,088 --> 00:14:50,023
Just keep it straight.
No, you, like, flip it.

445
00:14:50,057 --> 00:14:51,358
Coach,
you have to stop this.

446
00:14:51,391 --> 00:14:52,960
The flag girls
are so jazzed.

447
00:14:52,993 --> 00:14:54,494
I can't take that
away from them.

448
00:14:54,527 --> 00:14:57,264
Look who's on
the bus now, bitches!
Great.

449
00:14:57,297 --> 00:15:00,067
We'd be on that bus
if we'd just kept things
the way they were.

450
00:15:00,100 --> 00:15:02,235
But now,
we've got nothing.

451
00:15:02,269 --> 00:15:03,703
We've got
a competition coming up.

452
00:15:03,736 --> 00:15:05,538
That's what cheerleading's
all about, right?

453
00:15:05,572 --> 00:15:08,208
Not flirting with
a bunch of football players
on the back of a bus.

454
00:15:08,241 --> 00:15:11,078
No! Thanks to you,
we don't even have
a team to cheer for,

455
00:15:11,111 --> 00:15:14,147
which means we're not even
cheerleaders at all.

456
00:15:14,181 --> 00:15:15,648
(SIGHS) Girls...

457
00:15:15,682 --> 00:15:19,386
Looks like we got ourselves
another coaching obstacle.
We'll figure this out.

458
00:15:19,419 --> 00:15:20,520
(CLEARS THROAT)

459
00:15:20,553 --> 00:15:22,689
No.
You figure it out.

460
00:15:22,722 --> 00:15:25,558
You may be a coach,
but I'm not.
(SCOFFS)

461
00:15:29,562 --> 00:15:31,264
Hey, C-to-the-B!

462
00:15:31,298 --> 00:15:33,100
It's me,
John Glascott.

463
00:15:33,133 --> 00:15:34,934
Can we have
a man-to-man talk?

464
00:15:34,968 --> 00:15:37,637
Not like boss and boss-ee
but more like friends?

465
00:15:37,670 --> 00:15:38,771
Of course.

466
00:15:38,805 --> 00:15:39,872
Okay,
here's the thing.

467
00:15:39,906 --> 00:15:42,609
John Glascott
is not a (BLEEP).
Take it back.

468
00:15:42,642 --> 00:15:44,377
I will not, 'cause that's
what you've been to me.

469
00:15:44,411 --> 00:15:45,745
How? Tell me.

470
00:15:45,778 --> 00:15:48,248
I demand to know
as your boss and also friend.

471
00:15:48,281 --> 00:15:49,449
Well, if you're
gonna make me say it,

472
00:15:49,482 --> 00:15:50,717
I think
you're jealous of me.

473
00:15:50,750 --> 00:15:54,287
Right, I'm jealous of a man
wearing a Snoopy tie.

474
00:15:54,321 --> 00:15:56,823
Actually, I like your tie.
It's fun.
Thanks.

475
00:15:56,856 --> 00:15:58,125
But what do I have
to be jealous about?

476
00:15:58,158 --> 00:15:59,959
'Cause I'm the teacher
that you used to be,

477
00:15:59,993 --> 00:16:01,661
and you
can't stand it, boss.

478
00:16:01,694 --> 00:16:02,895
Don't you dare
call me boss

479
00:16:02,929 --> 00:16:05,098
unless it's a pleasantry
between pals like,

480
00:16:05,132 --> 00:16:07,100
"Hey, I hope you had
a nice summer vacation, boss,"

481
00:16:07,134 --> 00:16:10,137
or "thanks for taking me
to that Dave Matthews
concert, boss."

482
00:16:10,170 --> 00:16:12,305
STUDENTS:
(CHANTING IN DISTANCE) Fight!
Oh, damn it, not again.

483
00:16:12,339 --> 00:16:14,307
I'll handle it.
Not if I can
handle it first!

484
00:16:16,276 --> 00:16:18,878
There is no fighting
at this school.
(CHANTING STOPS)

485
00:16:18,911 --> 00:16:20,647
Who is it?
Tell me right now.

486
00:16:20,680 --> 00:16:22,282
The two of you,
apparently.

487
00:16:22,315 --> 00:16:23,416
Us?

488
00:16:23,450 --> 00:16:24,817
Why would anyone
think that?

489
00:16:24,851 --> 00:16:26,486
Uh, because CB
called you a (BLEEP).

490
00:16:26,519 --> 00:16:28,521
What?
No, we don't have beef.

491
00:16:28,555 --> 00:16:30,123
I mean, we do,
a lot of it,

492
00:16:30,157 --> 00:16:31,724
but fighting
is not the answer.

493
00:16:31,758 --> 00:16:33,293
I just intercepted
a note in class.

494
00:16:33,326 --> 00:16:34,427
Has the fight
started yet?

495
00:16:34,461 --> 00:16:36,396
There is no fight!

496
00:16:36,429 --> 00:16:39,166
What adults do
is talk and listen.

497
00:16:39,199 --> 00:16:41,168
Violence solves nothing.

498
00:16:41,201 --> 00:16:43,636
Besides, I'm 20 years younger.
It wouldn't even be fair.

499
00:16:43,670 --> 00:16:44,737
Exactly.

500
00:16:44,771 --> 00:16:47,640
Given CB's youth
and lack of experience,

501
00:16:47,674 --> 00:16:50,177
things could get ugly
for him really quick,

502
00:16:50,210 --> 00:16:51,478
and we don't want that.

503
00:16:51,511 --> 00:16:52,545
Your principal is right.

504
00:16:52,579 --> 00:16:54,514
And to see me put
my judo training to use

505
00:16:54,547 --> 00:16:56,449
would make matters worse,
frankly.

506
00:16:56,483 --> 00:16:59,486
No worse than
me showing you
the art of capoeira...

507
00:16:59,519 --> 00:17:00,587
(EXHALES SHARPLY)

508
00:17:00,620 --> 00:17:02,855
...AKA
Brazilian dance fighting.

509
00:17:02,889 --> 00:17:05,292
Sure, I could flip your
principal into a trophy case,

510
00:17:05,325 --> 00:17:07,460
and glass
would rain down on him,

511
00:17:07,494 --> 00:17:08,861
but what
would that prove?

512
00:17:08,895 --> 00:17:09,962
Nothing!

513
00:17:09,996 --> 00:17:11,531
And not because
I would see it coming,

514
00:17:11,564 --> 00:17:13,600
I'd do a back flip
out of the way,

515
00:17:13,633 --> 00:17:15,702
kicking him in the forehead
as I land!

516
00:17:15,735 --> 00:17:17,937
Oh,
that's not possible.
You don't know!

517
00:17:17,970 --> 00:17:19,939
Oh, come on!
STUDENTS: (CHANTING) Fight!

518
00:17:19,972 --> 00:17:21,040
No!
No!

519
00:17:21,074 --> 00:17:22,342
We're not fighting.
It's not happening.

520
00:17:22,375 --> 00:17:23,610
No fighting. Go!
It's not happening.

521
00:17:23,643 --> 00:17:25,312
All right, you heard 'em.
Move it.

522
00:17:27,380 --> 00:17:28,515
(EXHALES SHARPLY)

523
00:17:28,548 --> 00:17:30,016
Squash the beef.

524
00:17:30,049 --> 00:17:31,884
Okay, come on.
This is crazy.

525
00:17:31,918 --> 00:17:33,653
I don't have it out
for you.

526
00:17:33,686 --> 00:17:36,423
You're one
of my favorite teachers,
and you know that.

527
00:17:36,456 --> 00:17:37,524
I used to.

528
00:17:37,557 --> 00:17:38,558
Not anymore.

529
00:17:42,562 --> 00:17:44,197
LAINEY: The football team
had won their game,

530
00:17:44,231 --> 00:17:46,833
but to Coach, it was
the worst loss of the season.

531
00:17:46,866 --> 00:17:48,835
Today was a total loss.

532
00:17:48,868 --> 00:17:50,470
Uh, but we just won.

533
00:17:50,503 --> 00:17:53,573
But you still lost
because you turned your back
on our cheer team.

534
00:17:55,408 --> 00:17:57,910
Coach, why are you sitting
in the locker room?

535
00:17:57,944 --> 00:18:00,079
Yeah, you only
just charge around

536
00:18:00,113 --> 00:18:01,848
all fired up,
throwing stuff.

537
00:18:01,881 --> 00:18:03,082
Not anymore, Weasel.

538
00:18:03,116 --> 00:18:05,185
This is on the cheerleaders
for thinking they're athletes.

539
00:18:05,218 --> 00:18:07,320
I'm sorry,
but they're not.

540
00:18:07,354 --> 00:18:10,590
Well,
if that's what you think,
then clean up.

541
00:18:10,623 --> 00:18:12,359
I'll be waiting for you
in the gym.

542
00:18:13,426 --> 00:18:14,461
It's simple.

543
00:18:14,494 --> 00:18:16,263
If you can do
just one basket toss,

544
00:18:16,296 --> 00:18:18,365
we'll all go back
to the way things were.

545
00:18:18,398 --> 00:18:19,866
I don't know
what a basket toss is,

546
00:18:19,899 --> 00:18:21,668
but if they can do it
wearing a skirt,

547
00:18:21,701 --> 00:18:23,102
I think
we'll be just fine.

548
00:18:24,704 --> 00:18:26,038
Ladies?

549
00:18:26,072 --> 00:18:28,208
Like Coach Lewis taught you.

550
00:18:30,577 --> 00:18:32,212
Let's see you do that!

551
00:18:32,245 --> 00:18:33,913
I can squat 350,
holmes.

552
00:18:33,946 --> 00:18:35,515
I don't think
it'll be a problem
to throw Weasel

553
00:18:35,548 --> 00:18:37,116
20 feet in the air.
Wait, what?

554
00:18:37,150 --> 00:18:38,251
I got your note.
What's going on?

555
00:18:38,285 --> 00:18:39,586
Just getting my boys
on board.

556
00:18:39,619 --> 00:18:41,354
Rick,
I appreciate the effort,

557
00:18:41,388 --> 00:18:43,223
but we both know
there is no way...

558
00:18:43,256 --> 00:18:44,357
On three!

559
00:18:44,391 --> 00:18:46,092
One, two,
(GROANING) three!

560
00:18:46,125 --> 00:18:47,894
Aah!

561
00:18:47,927 --> 00:18:48,961
(GASPING)

562
00:18:48,995 --> 00:18:50,096
STUDENT: You're my boy,
Weasel.

563
00:18:50,129 --> 00:18:52,399
I'm so sorry, man.
I'm so sorry.

564
00:18:52,432 --> 00:18:55,202
So, yeah,
you're real athletes.
Big time.

565
00:18:55,235 --> 00:18:56,903
And we get it
if you never want
to cheer for us again

566
00:18:56,936 --> 00:18:58,205
after the way we've acted.

567
00:18:58,238 --> 00:19:00,907
Depends. Do you still want
the flag corps
to do the halftime show?

568
00:19:00,940 --> 00:19:01,974
Those girls are mean.

569
00:19:02,008 --> 00:19:03,543
And their giant sticks
are dangerous.

570
00:19:03,576 --> 00:19:05,745
Then looks like you just got
your cheerleaders back.

571
00:19:05,778 --> 00:19:06,846
Yes!

572
00:19:06,879 --> 00:19:07,947
Whoo!

573
00:19:07,980 --> 00:19:09,649
Welcome back, Coach.

574
00:19:09,682 --> 00:19:12,285
Just do me a favor
and no more quitting.
Deal.

575
00:19:12,319 --> 00:19:14,287
And don't worry. We'll make
you proud at regionals.

576
00:19:14,321 --> 00:19:16,122
And we'll be right there
cheering you on.

577
00:19:16,155 --> 00:19:17,257
Really?

578
00:19:17,290 --> 00:19:19,492
Consider it
a new tradition.

579
00:19:19,526 --> 00:19:21,928
(ALANIS MORISSETTE'S
YOU LEARN PLAYS)

580
00:19:21,961 --> 00:19:24,897
Hey, can we have
a man-to-man talk?

581
00:19:24,931 --> 00:19:27,300
Not as co-workers,
but as friends?

582
00:19:27,334 --> 00:19:28,968
Yeah, that didn't go over
so well last time.

583
00:19:29,001 --> 00:19:30,169
It will now.

584
00:19:30,203 --> 00:19:31,771
Because
you were right, CB.

585
00:19:31,804 --> 00:19:33,506
I'm jealous.
Why?

586
00:19:33,540 --> 00:19:35,508
It's so hard watching you
with those kids,

587
00:19:35,542 --> 00:19:37,244
being the one
that they depend on.

588
00:19:37,277 --> 00:19:40,947
That used to be me,
and back then,
I was so happy.

589
00:19:40,980 --> 00:19:42,114
And now you're not?

590
00:19:42,148 --> 00:19:44,584
I'm the boss.
It doesn't matter
what I feel.

591
00:19:44,617 --> 00:19:46,586
Anyways, I gotta get
to a budgeting meeting.

592
00:19:46,619 --> 00:19:48,621
We good?
We squashed the beef?

593
00:19:48,655 --> 00:19:49,822
Consider it squashed.

594
00:19:49,856 --> 00:19:51,123
Great.

595
00:19:51,157 --> 00:19:53,025
Hey, you know, um,
just 'cause you're
head of the school now

596
00:19:53,059 --> 00:19:54,961
doesn't mean you can't still
be in the trenches.

597
00:19:54,994 --> 00:19:56,596
Honestly, my school days
are so crazy,

598
00:19:56,629 --> 00:19:58,130
I don't even know
if that's possible.

599
00:19:58,164 --> 00:20:00,833
But what about helping me
after school with a new club?

600
00:20:01,901 --> 00:20:03,470
A fight club.

601
00:20:03,503 --> 00:20:05,972
* The dust settles

602
00:20:06,005 --> 00:20:08,508
LAINEY: Sometimes
when we're confronted
with life's changes,

603
00:20:08,541 --> 00:20:10,209
we all try
to hold on to the past

604
00:20:10,243 --> 00:20:11,978
and what
we're comfortable with,

605
00:20:12,011 --> 00:20:13,480
even teachers.

606
00:20:13,513 --> 00:20:15,815
They spend so much time
helping us

607
00:20:15,848 --> 00:20:19,452
that we forget
that they grow
and change, too.

608
00:20:19,486 --> 00:20:22,622
Luckily,
they've got their coworkers
and friends around them

609
00:20:22,655 --> 00:20:25,492
to support them
and help them
through anything.

610
00:20:25,525 --> 00:20:28,561
* ...learn

611
00:20:28,595 --> 00:20:31,464
* You grieve, you learn

612
00:20:31,498 --> 00:20:33,032
* You choke, you learn *

613
00:20:33,065 --> 00:20:34,901
Because even though
things change,

614
00:20:34,934 --> 00:20:37,069
the tradition
of cheering each other on

615
00:20:37,103 --> 00:20:39,872
will never go out of style.

616
00:20:41,073 --> 00:20:44,010
Hello. My name is Brett Dier,
and I play CB.

617
00:20:44,043 --> 00:20:46,178
And I'm sitting here
with the real Reza Alavi.

618
00:20:46,212 --> 00:20:48,881
So, you and Alec Raday
really got in this fight.

619
00:20:48,915 --> 00:20:49,949
REZA: Absolutely.

620
00:20:49,982 --> 00:20:51,183
Did you win?
I did not.

621
00:20:51,217 --> 00:20:52,752
How long
did this fight last?

622
00:20:52,785 --> 00:20:54,587
REZA: You know,
it seemed like forever,

623
00:20:54,621 --> 00:20:55,888
but it was probably
10 seconds.

624
00:20:55,922 --> 00:20:57,357
Did he really
pull that hockey move

625
00:20:57,390 --> 00:20:59,025
where he pulled your shirt
over your head?

626
00:20:59,058 --> 00:21:00,092
Yeah, he did.

627
00:21:00,126 --> 00:21:01,494
What did your parents say
about the fight?

628
00:21:01,528 --> 00:21:03,095
Of course I didn't tell them
about the fight

629
00:21:03,129 --> 00:21:04,697
so they'll learn
from this TV show,

630
00:21:04,731 --> 00:21:06,499
but he did
step on my glasses,

631
00:21:06,533 --> 00:21:09,569
so I had to come up
with some story
why I needed new glasses.

632
00:21:09,602 --> 00:21:11,838
Who was your favorite teacher
at William Penn?

633
00:21:11,871 --> 00:21:13,440
There was a lot
of good teachers,

634
00:21:13,473 --> 00:21:15,908
but I have a lot
of fond memories of CB.
Yeah.

635
00:21:15,942 --> 00:21:17,510
He was my swim coach.

636
00:21:17,544 --> 00:21:18,911
He was able
to make something

637
00:21:18,945 --> 00:21:21,814
like putting your
head underwater for
20 hours a week fun.

638
00:21:21,848 --> 00:21:23,082
How long
can hold your breath?

639
00:21:23,115 --> 00:21:25,184
All the way
down the pool.
That's great.

640
00:21:25,217 --> 00:21:26,252
(BOTH LAUGH)